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Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

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    #41
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes my gf and I were at it in a park once and we noticed this geeky nerd with a small wiener touching himself furiously. Must have been baggy.

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      #42
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Even better

      I have a wonky tear duct too, so sometimes, if I blow my nose too hard, snot comes out of my eye too.... now that really is icky



      No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #43
        Originally posted by PAH View Post


        No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #44
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Yes my gf and I were at it in a park once and we noticed this geeky nerd with a small wiener touching himself furiously. Must have been baggy.
          Yes I am quite partial to hot dogs no offence to your gf
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #45
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Yes my redsetter and I were at it in a park once

            Enough said.

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              #46
              Originally posted by PAH View Post


              No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.
              Take a walk on the wild side
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #47
                I was having a house warming and she was a friend of a friend, I hated her then, then I liked her for a few years and now Ive gone full cirlce and hate her again

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Haven't a lot of people met their other halves at work?
                  Does the disabled toilet count.?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Jubber View Post
                    Does the disabled toilet count.?
                    Eh ....... no

                    Illict (sp?) shags in the disabled loos do not count..
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #50
                      Er! where's the "I bought her in the Philippines" option?
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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