Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

[NickFitz]

No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.

There you go Carling, that's one less "porn creep" to worry about

You only have to worry about the ones who like seeing snot come out of a lady's eye now

[NickFitz]

Er! where's the "I bought her in the Philippines" option?

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