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It is if the 6ft 8" is when you’re lying downRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Depends on who's on topOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View PostIt is if the 6ft 8" is when you’re lying down
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Did I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostDepends on who's on top
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Cut it out you two.Originally posted by Churchill View PostDid I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Only when I'm on topOriginally posted by Churchill View PostDid I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Have you got an A3 ?Originally posted by Churchill View PostDid I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
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have you seen the questions in the legal/accounting forum?Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhy would you feel the need to explain that your IQ was "above average" to a forum populated by IT workers who are all probably above average anyway?
"can I claim my shoes as a business expense"
"I'm through a brolly, will they pay me sick pay"
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Originally posted by Archangel View PostIf you can find a native English speaker who lives there, they will be rude, ignorant, arrogant and up their own backsides.
The non-native English speakers are not so bad though. They are welcome to continue to overpopulate the overrated cesspit until the centre of London ends at Hemel.
Not nearly as alarming as those narrow-minded idiots that make sweeping generalisations as above.Originally posted by Archangel View Posthave you seen the questions in the legal/accounting forum?
"can I claim my shoes as a business expense"
"I'm through a brolly, will they pay me sick pay"
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As my friend says "this just means that you haven't been asked"Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostGood God no.
I'm bright enough to know not to join Mensa. The same applies to the Freemasons.
(No I haven't been asked either)
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My sister was, and possibly still is, a member of Mensa. She kept it quiet from the rest of the family for nearly fifteen years, fearful of being mocked, until her husband accidentally mentioned it.
But being intelligent, considerate folk, we just shook our heads sadly, and agreed not to embarrass her by ever bringing the matter up again.Comment
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