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    #51
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oi Chunky, I don't think it does!

    Btw, 17.5 stone and 6ft 8" is NOT overweight!
    It is if the 6ft 8" is when you’re lying down
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #52
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      It is if the 6ft 8" is when you’re lying down
      Depends on who's on top
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #53
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Depends on who's on top
        Did I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?

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          #54
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Did I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
          Cut it out you two.
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

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            #55
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Did I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
            Only when I'm on top
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #56
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Did I ever tell you "You're gorgeous!"?
              Have you got an A3 ?

              Cailin
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #57
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Why would you feel the need to explain that your IQ was "above average" to a forum populated by IT workers who are all probably above average anyway?
                have you seen the questions in the legal/accounting forum?

                "can I claim my shoes as a business expense"

                "I'm through a brolly, will they pay me sick pay"

                etc etc

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                  If you can find a native English speaker who lives there, they will be rude, ignorant, arrogant and up their own backsides.

                  The non-native English speakers are not so bad though. They are welcome to continue to overpopulate the overrated cesspit until the centre of London ends at Hemel.

                  Originally posted by Archangel View Post
                  have you seen the questions in the legal/accounting forum?

                  "can I claim my shoes as a business expense"

                  "I'm through a brolly, will they pay me sick pay"

                  etc etc
                  Not nearly as alarming as those narrow-minded idiots that make sweeping generalisations as above.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                    Good God no.

                    I'm bright enough to know not to join Mensa. The same applies to the Freemasons.
                    As my friend says "this just means that you haven't been asked"

                    (No I haven't been asked either)

                    tim

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                      #60
                      My sister was, and possibly still is, a member of Mensa. She kept it quiet from the rest of the family for nearly fifteen years, fearful of being mocked, until her husband accidentally mentioned it.

                      But being intelligent, considerate folk, we just shook our heads sadly, and agreed not to embarrass her by ever bringing the matter up again.

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