Mensa

[bogeyman]

It must have been you then to have the motto started: "you don't want to be part of a club that does accept only members like you"

Errm... yeah - thus the 'Groucho Defense'

Boy I'm in the wrong timezone today. I want to post but you're all in bed. Bugger!

[HRH]

I have an above average IQ, not sure if Im MENSA but I have always been top in any work/school tests of this nature. However there is nothing to gain from being in MENSA, infact I would actually go out of my way to avoid members, as you have to question someone who WANTS to be a member.....

I bet Churchill is....

Watch this space

[Churchill]

I have an above average IQ, not sure if Im MENSA but I have always been top in any work/school tests of this nature. However there is nothing to gain from being in MENSA, infact I would actually go out of my way to avoid members, as you have to question someone who WANTS to be a member.....

I bet Churchill is....

Watch this space

No I'm not. How much was the bet?

Btw, whoever told you that you were "above average" was probably your ex-headmaster. Was he trying to get his hands down your shorts at the time?

[Diver]

No I'm not. How much was the bet?

Btw, whoever told you that you were "above average" was probably your ex-headmaster. Was he trying to get his hands down your shorts at the time?

Or Up his skirt, maybe

[threaded]

Or Up his skirt, maybe

Talking of odd head-mistresses, there was one at a girls school that banned bananas, cucumbers, fizzy drinks, patent leather shoes, and duffel Coats.

Alegedly all for the same reason.

Odd, very odd.

[HRH]

No I'm not. How much was the bet?

Btw, whoever told you that you were "above average" was probably your ex-headmaster. Was he trying to get his hands down your shorts at the time?

Not all adult males in a position of relative power live by your moral code Mark....tut tut!

[Diver]

Not all adult males in a position of relative power live by your moral code Mark....tut tut!

Nice return there HRH

[oracleslave]

No I'm not. How much was the bet?

Btw, whoever told you that you were "above average" was probably your ex-headmaster. Was he trying to get his hands down your shorts at the time?

[TheFaQQer]

Talking of odd head-mistresses, there was one at a girls school that banned bananas, cucumbers, fizzy drinks, patent leather shoes, and duffel Coats.

Alegedly all for the same reason.

Odd, very odd.

I'm intrigued.

Maybe it's my sheltered lifestyle, but what can one do with a fizzy drink and / or a duffel coat? The rest I can understand

[Churchill]

Not all adult males in a position of relative power live by your moral code Mark....tut tut!

Why would you feel the need to explain that your IQ was "above average" to a forum populated by IT workers who are all probably above average anyway?

Btw, I'm quite happy about my moral code. It makes me feel superior to lisping idiots like yourself.