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I gather from your hint that my assumption was roughly correct, but surely it wouldn't make sense for a *girl* to use a duffel coat and fizzy water.Originally posted by threaded View PostIf I tell you, it'll spoil it. One day, when you least expect it, you'll get a flash of inspiration.
And wish you'd rather not have known.
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I'm still confused.Originally posted by Marina View PostI gather from your hint that my assumption was roughly correct, but surely it wouldn't make sense for a *girl* to use a duffel coat and fizzy water.Comment
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I'm confused too - I went to a convent and nothing like that was an issueOriginally posted by threaded View PostTalking of odd head-mistresses, there was one at a girls school that banned bananas, cucumbers, fizzy drinks, patent leather shoes, and duffel Coats.
Alegedly all for the same reason.
Odd, very odd.
C'mon threaded tell us...Originally posted by threaded View PostIf I tell you, it'll spoil it. One day, when you least expect it, you'll get a flash of inspiration.
And wish you'd rather not have known.

By the way - 6'8 yummy!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Jonners, the clue that I'm not obese is that my waist is 38". The circumference of my thighs are 27", I can easily run 10 miles and I still play amateur rugby - I just take longer to recover from the knocks.Originally posted by HRH View PostAt that height and weight you'd be lucky to see 55.
Any time you want to go "toe to toe" give me a shout.Comment
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You sound like my wife.Originally posted by Churchill View PostJonners, the clue that I'm not obese is that my waist is 38". The circumference of my thighs are 27", I can easily run 10 miles and I still play amateur rugby - I just take longer to recover from the knocks.
Any time you want to go "toe to toe" give me a shout.Comment
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According to most of the bus shelters round our way, you should have a diabetes test.Originally posted by Churchill View Post.... my waist is 38"...."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Big bird?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou sound like my wife.
The tallest girl I ever dated was 6ft.Comment
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Funny you should say that. I'm doing some part-time work on a new generation of "Diabetes" monitoring equipment. I'm not diabetic. The little holes in my finger attest to that.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostAccording to most of the bus shelters round our way, you should have a diabetes test.
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