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Yeah. Where did Wendigo go? Smart cookie.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Ah. A sad end that. I will send flowers.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Postferret said that he was seen on tulipe99 a while back, talking to himself.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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It must have been you then to have the motto started: "you don't want to be part of a club that does accept only members like you"Originally posted by bogeyman View PostUK MENSA is mostly full of boring big heads and awful people.

I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I used to be a member but I got bored after a few years and didn't renew.Originally posted by bogeyman View PostI assume from your question that you are?
I took the MENSA exam many years ago (I was about 20), and passed.
They sent me many newsletters full of self-congratulatory puffery. Invited me to 'conventions' where I could hob-nob with other big heads and obsessives.
In the end I employed the Groucho defense.
UK MENSA is mostly full of boring big heads and awful people.If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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I am.Originally posted by Chantho View PostAnyone else a member ?
I bet AtW is, having passed the test in Russia .....
Oops! Thought it said Mencap
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostMy guess at a few here, based on some old posts:
OwlHoot
wendigo
Gonzo
PRC1964
But I'm prepared to be proved wrong.
Miss Marple said that she was invited but wouldn't join a club that would have her as a member.
This is going to sound very pathetic, but we are on a contractor's board so what the hell.
I took and passed the Mensa tests when I was 17. They sent me a load of stuff inviting me to join, and in the social section of their magazine they said that you just have to turn up at such and such pub, and look for the Mensa sign (Memblem they call it) on the table.
It all sounded rather sordid so I didn't bother.
12 years later, I am sharing a flat in London with a flatmate, the only women I meet are the ones that I work with, or ones that the flatmate works with. Which is not very satisfactory.
So I think to myself, what can I do to meet more women? I need to join some sort of club. What sort of club can I join?
So I take the Mensa tests again.
Surprisingly, after 12 years of, er, doing grown-up things that can't do your brain any good, I score exactly the same score again, and I join.
But, while waiting to get the results through, I meet Mrs Gonzo in a pub in the west end. So I have never joined in any of their activities.
Originally posted by Platypus View PostI've thought about it, but then wondered what would be the point.Comment
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Silly club for clever (but with few social skills) folk. My brother fits in well...."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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