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Does anyone currently posting on the CUK site actually do any contracting or do we just post all day longComment
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Originally posted by roadster198 View PostDoes anyone currently posting on the CUK site actually do any contracting or do we just post all day longInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostWhat'd'y'mean? This is work, isn't it?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNo it isn't.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostErm, yes it is. He's an elite sportsman who has overcome cancer to win a grueling sporting event several times. You're a geek posting on a geek's forum. Real geek of the year contest you'd beat him though.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostXeno: Lance!
Lance Armstrong: What?
Xeno: Real men do not pedal!
Lance Armstrong: Oh...
Me - Lance how have you evaded the drug testers for so long?
Lance- It's been tough but I work really hard at it.
Me- Whats it like winning all those races but knowing that no one really gives a tulip about your sport outside france?
Lance-Its tough to be honest, but thats whats great about minority sports you can be average but hailed by the masses as 'great'....ask Steve Redgrave.
Me- Yeah if I dedicated myslef to a sport that no one does I think I could be world champ.
Lance- Have you tried curling?
Me- I beg your pardon!
Lance- you know that sport with the brushes that Scotland are good at.
Me- ah reet....Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostErm, yes it is. He's an elite sportsman who has overcome cancer to win a grueling sporting event several times. You're a geek posting on a geek's forum. Real geek of the year contest you'd beat him though.
What the heck is wrong with you? Do you love Lance Armstrong? Do you want to die and be re-incarnated as his shorts?
Give me a break.
Keep your 'I Love Lance' stuff to yourself, you sad arse. What the heck do I care?!?!!?!?!?!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by HRH View Postno no no
Me - Lance how have you evaded the drug testers for so long?
Lance- It's been tough but I work really hard at it.
Me- Whats it like winning all those races but knowing that no one really gives a tulip about your sport outside france?
Lance-Its tough to be honest, but thats whats great about minority sports you can be average but hailed by the masses as 'great'....ask Steve Redgrave.
Me- Yeah if I dedicated myslef to a sport that no one does I think I could be world champ.
Lance- Have you tried curling?
Me- I beg your pardon!
Lance- you know that sport with the brushes that Scotland are good at.
Me- ah reet....
Btw did I mention that it wasn't very funny?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostSadly lacking in a couple of areas, the first being humour and the second being oh yes, HUMOUR!
Btw did I mention that it wasn't very funny?
It was very funny. Trust me.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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