Can't help some people...

[Jog On]

Try and follow me down that pedestrian path in you frontera

Straight into some poor old grannie.

I rest my case..

[Moscow Mule]

Frontera 4x4 With big chunky mudgripper tyres and hardened laminated glass for off roading (You'd need a sledge hammer not a D lock)

Mine's sharpened to a point on the hefty end, trust me, you'll need a new window...

[Moscow Mule]

Cobra crossbow

And they say kids with guns are a menace.

[Diver]

And they say kids with guns are a menace.

I've had the crossbow for three years and never fired it.


See! Still got both eyes i i

[Bagpuss]

I can't believe none of the moaners had bikes as kids and didn't ride them on the road

[Jog On]

I can't believe none of the moaners had bikes as kids and didn't ride them on the road

Until the stabilisers came off - but I wasn't as dangerous as the road warriors of today.

Hardly a fair comparison.

[roadster198]

I can't believe none of the moaners had bikes as kids and didn't ride them on the road

I did and that was over 15 years ago when the traffic was never as bad as now.... Or maybe it was. I still have a bike but hate riding it on the road. It's m/cycles I have now I rely on my 100BHP to get out the way of dozy car drivers rather than my 2 legs at traffic lights

[Diver]

I can't believe none of the moaners had bikes as kids and didn't ride them on the road

Still got one, but I'm considerate to other road users. I only ride mine on the pavement

[Bagpuss]

Most of you are confusing being a cyclist with being a Londoner. Riding through lights is a London thing, as is pushing people out of the way as a commuter. You don't want to ban cylists, you want to ban people for acting like a Londoners

[HRH]

On my regular cycle commute

This is where I stopped reading. You have to be dubious of any grown man who chooses to cycle to work. In my experience they fall into the following categories.

1) They are the god awful ‘save the planet’ types, who drink fair trade coffee and eat lentil based dishes at lunch.

2) Fitness freaks, who head to Ben Nevis on Friday evenings and bore me ridged with tales of their 'adventure’ come Monday

3) Smug types who wear Lycra and ‘trendy’ glasses.

4) Beady men who drink mild and have a penchant for young girls.

Discuss.