Can't help some people...

[Xenophon]

Sadly lacking in a couple of areas, the first being humour and the second being oh yes, HUMOUR!

Btw did I mention that it wasn't very funny?

Well corrected.

[HRH]

Sadly lacking in a couple of areas, the first being humour and the second being oh yes, HUMOUR!

Btw did I mention that it wasn't very funny?

It wasn't meant to be funny you fool, it was true. Mark my words somebody competing in Sailing or shooting will be hailed as a hero this summer for being 'great' at a minority sport and it annoys the hell out of me.

[threaded]

Some Lance statistics:
7-time Tour De France winner
VO2 max 83.8 mL/kg/mi
resting heart rate < 34 bpm
max heart rate > 200 bpm
lactate level at stress < 6 μL/kg
bonked Sheryl Crow, Ashley Olsen

[Xenophon]

Some Lance statistics:
7-time Tour De France winner
VO2 max 83.8 mL/kg/mi
resting heart rate < 34 bpm
max heart rate > 200 bpm
lactate level at stress < 6 μL/kg
bonked Sheryl Crow, Ashley Olsen

I can only understand a very small percentage of that post. Isn't lactate what new mums do?

[expat]

I'm prepared for the onslaught after what I'm about to say.... and people bare in mind I have a push bike to.

I'll only ever give these people the time of day on the road when they start paying Tax and insurance like the rest of us until then their fair game i'm afraid.... Cut me up at the lights at the junction you better be able to pedal fast cos when the lights turn green I WILL!! cut you up and I'm happy to lose a wing mirror doing it

there that should get this thread flying me thinks

Look, I do pay Road Tax. Yes, it's because I have a car: but never mind, I've paid at least as much for the road as you have. Not that I think I've actually bought the road anyway: neither have you.

Actually you haven't paid for what you speak of taking, not have you won it by force of morals or argument; you just claim it by right of violence. Well, that may work, but you have revealed what sort of person you are - a violent criminal, in spirit at least.

[Churchill]

Look, I do pay Road Tax. Yes, it's because I have a car: but never mind, I've paid at least as much for the road as you have. Not that I think I've actually bought the road anyway: neither have you.

Actually you haven't paid for what you speak of taking, not have you won it by force of morals or argument; you just claim it by right of violence. Well, that may work, bu tyou have revealed what sort of person you are - a violent criminal, in spirit at least.

You were doing OK there expat. But that last bit just sounded gay!

[HRH]

Some Lance statistics:
7-time Tour De France winner
VO2 max 83.8 mL/kg/mi
resting heart rate < 34 bpm
max heart rate > 200 bpm
lactate level at stress < 6 μL/kg
bonked Sheryl Crow, Ashley Olsen

I bet he has that tattooed on his right buttock!

[expat]

I can't believe none of the moaners had bikes as kids and didn't ride them on the road

I can believe it. Half the people on here are spoilt brats: "yes I can do what I like. No you can't do what I don't like. What I want goes."

[Churchill]

I bet he has that tattooed on his right buttock!

Who? Threaded?

Threaded's arse is so big he could have the bible tattooed on his right buttock. Old and New Testament!

[Churchill]

I can believe it. Half the people on here are spoilt brats: "yes I can do what I like. No you can't do what I don't like. What I want goes."

You've been at the oestrogen again haven't you?