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Previously on "Can't help some people..."

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Can you not guess what it is based on the name?


    That's so wrong

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Can you not guess what it is based on the name?
    I immediately thought Porno

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  • roadster198
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    http://www.purelygadgets.co.uk/showp...FQ8HQwodOV0_-w

    Handy for reviewing gnarly Backside 720s as you hurtle off a cliff at speed.

    Or recording silly motorists trying to kill you on your bike.

    Hmmm I'm sure I said wound not kill..... No Matter

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
    What the flip is a helmet camera and why would a normal person want or need one?!?
    http://www.purelygadgets.co.uk/showp...FQ8HQwodOV0_-w

    Handy for reviewing gnarly Backside 720s as you hurtle off a cliff at speed.

    Or recording silly motorists trying to kill you on your bike.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
    What the flip is a helmet camera and why would a normal person want or need one?!?
    Can you not guess what it is based on the name?

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
    5) (myself included) It's acually quicker to cycle to work than it is to get the train or drive, cheaper and free exercise.
    Free exercise? People like you make me sick. No wonder the economy is collapsing.

    Get yourself to an expensive gym immediately.

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  • roadster198
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    Originally posted by Epiphone View Post
    What the flip is a helmet camera and why would a normal person want or need one?!?
    It's so that when you get cut up by a scabby 1.4 polo CL in metalic red you've got evidence

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  • Epiphone
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    What the feck is a helmet camera and why would a normal person want or need one?!?

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  • shelby68
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    Originally posted by HRH View Post
    This is where I stopped reading. You have to be dubious of any grown man who chooses to cycle to work. In my experience they fall into the following categories.

    1) They are the god awful ‘save the planet’ types, who drink fair trade coffee and eat lentil based dishes at lunch.

    2) Fitness freaks, who head to Ben Nevis on Friday evenings and bore me ridged with tales of their 'adventure’ come Monday

    3) Smug types who wear Lycra and ‘trendy’ glasses.

    4) Beady men who drink mild and have a penchant for young girls.

    Discuss.
    5) (myself included) It's acually quicker to cycle to work than it is to get the train or drive, cheaper and free exercise.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Shimano105 View Post
    Think you've played the trump card there roadster.

    Why can't people stick to veiled threats with D locks instead of getting all emotional and serious?
    Yeh! threatening my perfectly road legal cycle squisher with violence and then going all PMT Nancy boyish.

    Be ashamed! be very ashamed

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  • Shimano105
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    Think you've played the trump card there roadster.

    Why can't people stick to veiled threats with D locks instead of getting all emotional and serious?

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  • roadster198
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Look, I do pay Road Tax. Yes, it's because I have a car: but never mind, I've paid at least as much for the road as you have. Not that I think I've actually bought the road anyway: neither have you.

    Actually you haven't paid for what you speak of taking, not have you won it by force of morals or argument; you just claim it by right of violence. Well, that may work, but you have revealed what sort of person you are - a violent criminal, in spirit at least.
    Do you know me??????? you don't realise just how close you are with those coments

    The reply was meant to be light hearted of course. Did you not read my second line??? I also have a push bike and my father has several and was a Scottish/British Champ way back in the day before sponsorship (hence the reason I'm working ) he's now over 72 and still does about 500 miles a month.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Kevin the Teenager View Post
    Where did I say that? I just find cyclists to be among the most repugnant groups in our society. The also like to flick 'the V's' or call you a twat if you dare get in their way.
    Funny that, I feel the same way about some 26 year-olds.

    I must be getting old.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Kevin the Teenager View Post
    Oh my god.

    What the heck is wrong with you? Do you love Lance Armstrong? Do you want to die and be re-incarnated as his shorts?

    Give me a break.

    Keep your 'I Love Lance' stuff to yourself, you sad arse. What the heck do I care?!?!!?!?!?!
    If you don't care why comment?

    Could it be you secretly crave attention?

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  • HRH
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    You have to be dubious of any man who's not like you. Right?
    Where did I say that? I just find cyclists to be among the most repugnant groups in our society. The also like to flick 'the V's' or call you a twat if you dare get in their way.

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