Originally posted by sasguru
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I think you mean him and his mum.....Originally posted by realityhack View PostLike you and your wife before you were married, you mean?Comment
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I'm sorry, yes you're right. It's hard to insult him when nature's done such a good job of it already.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostI think you mean him and his mum.....Comment
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Cor turn your back for a bit and what do you find?. The gibbering chimps have ganged up on you. It's like being at Whipsnade ...Hard Brexit now!
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Threadist!Originally posted by Lucifer Box View PostCome on CUK'ers. We have people queuing up to be insulted here. What's the matter with you? You're all fine to insult away in obscure little threads but when the spotlight is on it seems you're all small men after all.
Apologies if that seemed like a borderline insult at large.
You may have a bigger thread, but you haven’t got a very big poll.Comment
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Ah, but I make up for it with my winsome charm.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThreadist!
You may have a bigger thread, but you haven’t got a very big poll.
BTW, well done CUK'ers. A good show so far. I'd like to see some real targets for insults step up to the line and take their punishment though. Where are the likes of Mailman and Jabberwocky?Comment
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Does he give or receive?Originally posted by fridge View PostWhere is Sock Pupet when you need shim?
I'm not up with all the latest amongst you swinging, hip to the groove, young 'uns of the forum.Comment
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It's not nice to mock the afflictedOriginally posted by realityhack View PostPeople don't insult me enough on this bulletin board, I feel left out, hence the post.
BTW - given you an easy start with the lame cut-and-pasted joke.
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