Get Your Insults Here

[Ardesco]

Come on! You can do better than that! Where's CD, shaunboy, bagpuss or churchill when you need them?

Your mother was the son of a motherless goat and your father smelt of elderberries (and yes i'm not quite sure how 2 men had a baby.....)

[cailin maith]

That's just like water off a, er, turtle's back


flip! Whisky! Arse! Nuts! Hmm... could be a grain of truth there.

Disclaimer: I am not a squirrel bot of AtW's, nor am I a flipless Catholic priest.

Edit: The swear filter changes 'f.e.c.k.' to flip?? What?? That's harmless! (And an essential "Father Ted" word)

Don't bother... I tried that argument and got no place!!!

[realityhack]

Your mother was the son of a motherless goat and your father smelt of elderberries (and yes i'm not quite sure how 2 men had a baby.....)

When you were born they broke the mould, and beat the moulder to death with the pieces.

[Ardesco]

Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

F.e.c.k is the polite way of saying ****!!!!! SHouldn't be banned.

[Ardesco]

When you were born they broke the mould, and beat the moulder to death with the pieces.

When your mamma fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down!

[realityhack]

When your mamma fell out of the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down!

The staff at your local STD clinic are on first name terms with you.

[Ardesco]

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

[sasguru]

My conclusion is Ardesco and RealityHack are siblings.

[realityhack]

Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

This is very good, and it could escalate - so we ought to have a safe-word. My suggestion? If you want it to be over, just ask your mother to sing.

[Clippy]

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