Get Your Insults Here

[BrowneIssue]

By the way, I won't be doing any insulting myself as I is a gentleman I is.

However, anyone else please feel free to have a pop at realityhack.

So, you're acting as an agent? Like an "insulting business"?

Is this insulting IR35-proof?

Do you take a cut as a margin? So if I was to call RealityHack a Ninja Turtle Squirrel, I'd have to call you a Ninja Snail Squirrel as well?

[Lucifer Box]

Come on CUK'ers. We have people queuing up to be insulted here. What's the matter with you? You're all fine to insult away in obscure little threads but when the spotlight is on it seems you're all small men after all.

Apologies if that seemed like a borderline insult at large.

[Lucifer Box]

So, you're acting as an agent? Like an "insulting business"?

Is this insulting IR35-proof?

Do you take a cut as a margin? So if I was to call RealityHack a Ninja Turtle Squirrel, I'd have to call you a Ninja Snail Squirrel as well?

I'd have to ask Denny about the scenario you postulate before committing to an answer. I've heard she is very knowledgeable about such things.

[sasguru]

Please can I have a humorous insult?

[BrowneIssue]

I am in a great mood today, client loves me and told his boss that.

You're deluding yourself. That's not a client that loves you; that's a stalker.

Still, I suppose your sort has to be grateful for any attention you can get.

[Ardesco]

Do your worst - but, may I remind you, I'm a pseudomasochist, I only like you to pretend to hurt me.

You look like the bastard child of AtW and Sasguru (assuming your avvie is a realistic likeness)

[realityhack]

So if I was to call RealityHack a Ninja Turtle Squirrel...

That's just like water off a, er, turtle's back

You look like the bastard child of AtW and Sasguru (assuming your avvie is a realistic likeness)

Feck! Whisky! Arse! Nuts! Hmm... could be a grain of truth there.

Disclaimer: I am not a squirrel bot of AtW's, nor am I a feckless Catholic priest.

Edit: The swear filter changes 'f.e.c.k.' to flip?? What?? That's harmless! (And an essential "Father Ted" word)

[BrowneIssue]

Do your worst - but, may I remind you, I'm a pseudomasochist, I only like you to pretend to hurt me.

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NB: all removed.

[realityhack]

Come on! You can do better than that! Where's CD, shaunboy, bagpuss or churchill when you need them?

[realityhack]

Or choose your insult here;

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NSFW by the way.