Get Your Insults Here

[Ardesco]

Think i'll stay out of this thread.

A princess can never be insulted!

Hey princess, your father was the stable hand!!!! (Just wait till the king finds out...)

[realityhack]

(not directed at anyone in particular)

You're so fat, I swerved to avoid you and ran out of petrol!

[Warrior Princess]

Hey princess, your father was the stable hand!!!! (Just wait till the king finds out...)

Erk...bad move - i can see the insults flooding in now!!!!

[realityhack]

You're so ugly - when you were born, the doctor took out the afterbirth and shouted "Twins!".

[realityhack]

Your teeth are so bad you could eat corn-on-the-cob through a tennis racquet.

[oracleslave]

Is that your face or a dropped pie?

[Ardesco]

Erk...bad move - i can see the insults flooding in now!!!!

Don't worry it's not all bad, the king may not be your father, but he's still your uncle.....

[realityhack]

Is that your face or a dropped pie?

That's about as funny as a burning orphanage.

[realityhack]

Don't worry it's not all bad, the king may not be your father, but he's still your uncle.....

And he's so stupid, he found himself locked in Tescos, and starved.

[Ardesco]

And he's so stupid, he found himself locked in Tescos, and starved.

When the staff came in for work in the morning they found him standing by a fire exit pulling the bar on the door....