Get Your Insults Here

[Lucifer Box]

When the staff came in for work in the morning they found him standing by a fire exit pulling the bar on the door....

Stop it now, this is getting a bit close to home.

[realityhack]

Well, there's no-one around to insult now anyway - so I'm off to the fluffy thread for a punch-up, the window-licking sparrow-stuffing nancy boys.

[Diver]

Well, there's no-one around to insult now anyway - so I'm off to the fluffy thread for a punch-up, the window-licking sparrow-stuffing nancy boys.

Oy! you resemble that remark

[realityhack]

Oy! you resemble that remark

Well at least my face doesn't startle police horses, you ugly bag of satan's toenail clippings.

[Diver]

Well at least my face doesn't startle police horses, you ugly bag of satan's toenail clippings.

Street cleaners lackey

[realityhack]

Street cleaners lackey

You're as gay as a handbag full of rainbows!

Cheers all

[Diver]

You're as gay as a handbag full of rainbows!

Cheers all

nice chat mavis

[BrilloPad]

You see your avatar? thats you thats is.

[TimberWolf]

Are we still requesting insults, can I ask for a clever compliment disguised as an insult ?

Yours is a pathetic attempt at an insult. The capacity to insult is inversely proportional to IQ score.

[SandyDown]

Yours is a pathetic attempt at an insult. The capacity to insult is inversely proportional to IQ score.

I like that