Get Your Insults Here

[sasguru]

Mummy! They're being horrible to me!

Your mum will be along soon. I've nearly finished with her.

[oracleslave]

Your mum will be along soon. I've nearly finished with her.

Your brave. His mum still owes my dog change.

[Moose423956]

Your mum will be along soon. I've nearly finished with her.

Are you my daddy?

[Moose423956]

Your brave. His mum still owes my dog change.

That's no way to talk about your wife!

[Ardesco]

Are you my daddy?

Only if he's your uncle too.

[realityhack]

Your Auntie can't help you now!!!

Not after she became a brain donor.

[Ardesco]

Not after she became a brain donor.

That never went through, they rejected her after a two hour operation trying to find the damn thing... They thought they had it at one point, but it turned out to be a booger.

[TimberWolf]

Yo momma is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck.

[SandyDown]

Are we still requesting insults, can I ask for a clever compliment disguised as an insult ?

[daviejones]

Are you my daddy?

I could have been his daddy, but the dog beat me up the stairs!!