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You're a pimple on the buttocks of a camel.Originally posted by realityhack View PostAt least I'm capable of fornication, you sallow-eyed, slack-jawed, jaundice-skinned eunuch.Comment
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"See a pond or a lake or a very, very large puddle?
Yes.
That's your bed, that is. You're on the front cover of Bedwetters Monthly."
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At least I have pubes - doctors have concluded you have absolutely none. You thought you had one, and then you urinated through it.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYou're a pimple on the buttocks of a camel.Comment
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.Originally posted by realityhack View PostAt least I have pubes - doctors have concluded you have absolutely none. You thought you had one, and then you urinated through it.
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The same smelly elderberries you use to stuff your bra with? So you can feel more like a 'natural' woman? When you go out on the town with your 'sisters'?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYour mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you ever been nicknamed thursh? cos you are an irritating c***
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I'd rather have tits than no dick, as in your case.Originally posted by realityhack View PostThe same smelly elderberries you use to stuff your bra with? So you can feel more like a 'natural' woman? When you go out on the town with your 'sisters'?Comment
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LOL - nice one.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you ever been nicknamed thursh? cos you are an irritating c***
I hear you're on the 'special' end of the needs spectrum.Comment
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