Get Your Insults Here

[Diver]

Erm...I found this ,thread

[Diver]

I'm orf now

[Moose423956]

Simply post a request in here if you wish to be insulted. Anyone feel free to reply.

It would be helpful if you could indicate whether you require a vicious, humorous, or inept insult.

Okay wuckfits, do your worst!

[BrilloPad]

Could I have an insult please?

[Moose423956]

Could I have an insult please?

Yer tit!

[realityhack]

Could I have an insult please?

You steaming, mouldering globule of spittle, dangling from the festering gob of a barnacle-encrusted rotting toad.

[Churchill]

Please may I have a sarcastic insult?

Oi, that's a lovely pair of knockers on your avatar.

[Ardesco]

Could I have an insult please?

You are the contracting equivalent of Ian Huntly*

(*Was going to say Harold Shipman, but i'm guessing your younger than that)

[realityhack]

Yer tit!

<hack, phleb, spit, point>
You see that globule of spittle, lying on the floor?
Yes, I have observed said quantity of mucus.
That's your swimming pool, that is. Look, there's your mum, having a swim. Swimmy swim swim.

[Moose423956]

<hack, phleb, spit, point>
You see that globule of spittle, lying on the floor?
Yes, I have observed said quantity of mucus.
That's your swimming pool, that is. Look, there's your mum, having a swim. Swimmy swim swim.

You're the most boring monotonous tedious flatulent flat-headed swivel-eyed fornicating little git I ever laid eyes on. So there!