Get Your Insults Here

[realityhack]

You're the most boring monotonous tedious flatulent flat-headed swivel-eyed fornicating little git I ever laid eyes on. So there!

At least I'm capable of fornication, you sallow-eyed, slack-jawed, jaundice-skinned eunuch.

[Moose423956]

At least I'm capable of fornication, you sallow-eyed, slack-jawed, jaundice-skinned eunuch.

You're a pimple on the buttocks of a camel.

[realityhack]

"See a pond or a lake or a very, very large puddle?
Yes.
That's your bed, that is. You're on the front cover of Bedwetters Monthly."


Mary Whitehouse Experience, History Today.

[realityhack]

You're a pimple on the buttocks of a camel.

At least I have pubes - doctors have concluded you have absolutely none. You thought you had one, and then you urinated through it.

[Moose423956]

At least I have pubes - doctors have concluded you have absolutely none. You thought you had one, and then you urinated through it.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python, The Holy Grail

[BrilloPad]

Have you ever been nicknamed thursh? cos you are an irritating c***

[realityhack]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Monty Python, The Holy Grail

The same smelly elderberries you use to stuff your bra with? So you can feel more like a 'natural' woman? When you go out on the town with your 'sisters'?

[Moose423956]

Have you ever been nicknamed thursh? cos you are an irritating c***

thrush

[Moose423956]

The same smelly elderberries you use to stuff your bra with? So you can feel more like a 'natural' woman? When you go out on the town with your 'sisters'?

I'd rather have tits than no dick, as in your case.

[realityhack]

Have you ever been nicknamed thursh? cos you are an irritating c***

LOL - nice one.

I hear you're on the 'special' end of the needs spectrum.