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My cats just caught a squirrel!

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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I get where this is going. Good troll - btw, if you said that to my face I'd try shove your teeth down your throat, but instead would get dumped on my ass.
    fixed it for you

    HTH

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      #12
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      fixed it for you

      HTH

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        #13
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        fixed it for you

        HTH
        Just to clarify, you’re the ex-military guy who runs up Gibraltar rock in full kit for jollies? My brother did the same. Father was based there for a few years in 1960 too.

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          #14
          No, I believe that churchy is the 6'8"ex military type. SP still lives with his mum. *


          *Pondy in 'can we all play nicely as it's christmas' mode

          Edit: Oh, and quality troll SP. inspired

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            #15
            are of them getting a squirrel though as they are usually too quick.
            And vicious with it.

            Personally I'd be more worried about the cats.

            Just leave it - this is nature 'red in tooth and claw', innit?

            (Though you might have to pick the tail up, I suspect it'll be too furry to eat...)
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Edit: Oh, and quality troll SP. inspired
              Thanks, I do try.

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Just to clarify, you’re the ex-military guy who runs up Gibraltar rock in full kit for jollies?
                I certainly didn't do it for fun. Didnt really have much choice in the matter either. And it was in gym kit....feck carry gear up the rock.

                I'm a lover () not a fighter. ()

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  I'm a lover () not a fighter. ()
                  Saying that I almost got into a fight at a petrol station this morning.

                  Some pilk seemed to take offence at me driving at the speed limit. Seemed to think horns and headlights were the way forward. I seemed to think that an emergency stop was in order. Its always nice to test the reflexes of them when they are half and inch from your towbar wielding bumper.

                  I needed diesel next station so pulled in...pilko had seem me indicate and was waiting for me. I was all ready to give him a hug until a police range rover pulled in.

                  He probably just needed to feel loved.

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                    #19
                    We used to have acat with a real downer on squirrels, she caught a few, and her party trick was to rip their tails of and parade round the house with it leaving a very stunned looking corpse in the back garden. I half suspect that was her preferred method of rodent despatch

                    Nature at its best

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HYpno27 View Post
                      We used to have acat with a real downer on squirrels, she caught a few, and her party trick was to rip their tails of and parade round the house with it leaving a very stunned looking corpse in the back garden. I half suspect that was her preferred method of rodent despatch

                      Nature at its best
                      cat and off - before anyone else gets me

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