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My cats just caught a squirrel!
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"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Well, that's better than "No", don't drink too much on partiesOriginally posted by SueEllen View Post
byeeee!!!
I'm back on Monday.
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Sorry SP but what is "noddyy" or have I lead a very sheltered life?
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Oh and sorry about the big tailed rodent losing out to cats, let hope it didnt suffer to much
sorry Diver I'm off the cigs againComment
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Duh! Film its torture and death and upload it to Youtube, of course.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSeems the squirrel still alive - should she try to get the cats away from it? Then kill it with a spade? Thing is the cats love to torture mice and frogs - and with two of them the squirrel has no chance.
Any suggestions please?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I just felt like a good troll was needed. All this festiveness was getting to meOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am still struggling to see the connection between this incident and fatherhood. Alas I can only think I upset SockPuppet - which is a shame as I like him.
SockPuppet - is everything okay? Its nearly Crimbo - lets put this aside until the new year?
Also : "Note: You should never take anything I say seriously, especially when said on an internet forum"Comment
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Male hen with a Y on the end becomes cockyOriginally posted by fridge View PostSorry SP but what is "noddyy" or have I lead a very sheltered life?
Male hen (cock) becomes noddyComment
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Sorry SP I just dont get it! Boy have I got a lot to learnOriginally posted by Sockpuppet View PostMale hen with a Y on the end becomes noddyy
Male hen (noddy) becomes noddy
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the name for a male hen is .......?
This word is also the same as the name for a male reproductive organ.
Which is changed to Noddy when you type it in here..........Comment
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