They grow up so quickly these days

[RightLaugh]

My eldest daughter's first word was "bugger".

When she was about 2 and a half, I was sitting watching telly with her, and she sighed and said "It's so ******* hard, Daddy".

I blame the parents

[xoggoth]

My kids learnt from playing Leisure Suit Larry

[BrilloPad]

my gf picked up the twins from nursery school aged 4. She asked what vegetable they had for snack - answer "f**king carrots" in unison.

gf complained(along with other parents) next day - a few older children were birched for that.

[BoredBloke]

I can't remeber many of his speaking milestones as he hasn't shut up since he learnt how to speak. I do remeber that he counted to 10 when he was 10 months old.

Well I say counted

it went

Me: 1
James : 2
Me: 3
James : 4
Me: 5
James : 6
Me: 7
James : 8
Me: 9
James : 10

He also said that he wanted twenty twelve Lychees from Tesco when he was 2. When I told him that wasn't a number he said that it was, it was 32.

When he was 3 they tested him at nursrey and he stopped counting when he got bored at 102. When the teacher asked him what was next he said 103 but in a voice to say 'are you stupid'

[BoredBloke]

my gf picked up the twins from nursery school aged 4. She asked what vegetable they had for snack - answer "f**king carrots" in unison.

gf complained(along with other parents) next day - a few older children were birched for that.

Your girfriend is four - who are you? Gary Glitter?

[oracleslave]

Your girfriend is four - who are you? Gary Glitter?

I see what you did there.

[BrilloPad]

Your girfriend is four - who are you? Gary Glitter?

very funny -

my gf picked up the twins from nursery school. The twins are aged 4

[oracleslave]

23.

It was vodka.

[NickFitz]

Let me guess, you let him post on here as "ElectricChair"?

[TheFaQQer]

Let me guess, you let him post on here as "ElectricChair"?