They grow up so quickly these days

[oracleslave]

My daughter said 'duck' as her first word.

[TheFaQQer]

My daughter had her first conversation last night, after she finished her bottle:

DD2: More
MrsF: It's all gone
DD2: Where?
MrsF: In your tummy
DD2 (sits up and looks at tummy): Oh!

[TheFaQQer]

My daughter said 'duck' as her first word.

That was early in DD2's vocab, too - but it meant "stuck" when she was clambering and got wedged in places

[oracleslave]

By daughter had her first conversation last night, after she finished her bottle:

Bi - although surely she is too young for you to tell?

[gingerjedi]

My daughter said 'duck' as her first word.

She must have misheard you.

[oracleslave]

By daughter had her first conversation last night, after she finished her bottle:

DD2: More
MrsF: It's all gone
DD2: Where?
MrsF: In your tummy
DD2 (sits up and looks at tummy): Oh!

How old is she?

[oracleslave]

She must have misheard you.

I thought about that but she does in fact have a duck she plays with.

[TheFaQQer]

Bi - although surely she is too young for you to tell?

How old is she?

Nearly 18 months.

[TheFaQQer]

She must have misheard you.

As my wife was driving on the motorway the other day, someone signalled to let her out but didn't actually move, and she nearly hit him.

Cue voice from the back:

DD1: Mummy, what's a wan**r?

[Moose423956]

My eldest daughter's first word was "bugger".

When she was about 2 and a half, I was sitting watching telly with her, and she sighed and said "It's so ******* hard, Daddy".