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    #31
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    My girl is almost 3 weeks old and hasn't said a word yet? I'm training her hard to say daddy first.
    Mate of mine tried to get his son to say "More beer, bigger women". One of my brothers is making a concerted effort to get the other brothers' kid to say "Daddy is a twat".
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      My son would say 'Short @rsed cockeny get' when he heard the name Dennis Wise. He still does. I also used to pick him up and gently shake him and he would say 'woodward woodward woodward woodward' in recognition of that famous nanny Louise Woodward. I don't do that one anymore as he is 10 and too heavy.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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