the dos and don'ts of office life

[SueEllen]

unless you are a woman - we do exist - really we do.....

No we are invisible

[VectraMan]

unless you are a woman - we do exist - really we do.....

Then definitely do what I said. I can't imagine a better way of making friends with your male colleagues.

The women might not be so impressed.

[jo99]

How about making a list of men and rating them on geekness?

[gables]

Don't ask stupid questions.

should've seen that one coming

The rest are more like it, keep em coming. Oh I'm not a bird.

[VectraMan]

How about making a list of men and rating them on geekness?

That might be difficult if you're a woman. All the geekier men (and this is IT) will run away from you.

[NotAllThere]

As a freelancer you've got to set the right image from the start. If you don't own one, hire a Porsche for your first day's arrival. And ensure your shirt pocket is stuffed full of £20s.

[jo99]

That might be difficult if you're a woman. All the geekier men (and this is IT) will run away from you.

and your point is?

[jo99]

As a freelancer you've got to set the right image from the start. If you don't own one, hire a Porsche for your first day's arrival. And ensure your shirt pocket is stuffed full of £20s.

and don'f forget to talk about your world trip....

[DodgyAgent]

and don'f forget to talk about your world trip....

Though keep the two years spent at her majesty's pleasure to yourself

[gables]

As a freelancer you've got to set the right image from the start. If you don't own one, hire a Porsche for your first day's arrival. And ensure your shirt pocket is stuffed full of £20s.

Unfortunately I'm not contracting on this one, that would have been too much to expect; but when I do contract again, a flashy car is top of the list.