Dhl!

[oracleslave]

Cant be bovvered to read this thread, but I get the gist.
Deliver it at work ...

Read it. Quite amusing actually.

[SallyAnne]

That would be why I said "Make friends with your neighbours". You might then discover that nurses usually work 12 hours shifts or longer which means they have a few days off in a row during the week. My neighbours starts her night shift tomorrow night so she's been off since Monday. Today is not a good day for her to sign for a parcel though because she's going in to Uni for her Advanced Nurse Practitioner course.

In case you've missed it - try being nice to people. You'll get a lot more accomplished and not just parcel delivery.

K

PS It's Keldin not Kelvin.

Come on - who are you? Own up!

You have to be one of the regulars!!

No way have you been on this site for 2 years, only made 70 odd posts, and "just" decide to participate in a thread about DHL.

You've been sent by your alter ego to wind me up, and quite honestly, you have done a rather good job of it.

You can come out now Bagpuss - I thought you were being quiet today

[tay]

Why dont you just get it delivered to your work on a Saturday? That way you get your package and you get to charge for an extra day.

[SallyAnne]

yeah yeah - you are all very funny

[Bright Spark]

I normally get the local minicab firm to pickup parcels from the depot,
will cost a few quid extra, but cheaper than driving down myself during
work hours.

HTH

[Bagpuss]

I'm going to help the hard of thinking on this one..

Lesson 1/ Deliveries

You arrange it to be delivered to somewhere you are likely to be.

Carrier tries to deliver parcel to said destination
a/you are in = success
b/you are out= fail

b=You pick it up from the depot or they redeliver it, depending on their policy or your preference

Next lesson Wiping your own bum

[Keldin]

Come on - who are you? Own up!

You have to be one of the regulars!!

No way have you been on this site for 2 years, only made 70 odd posts, and "just" decide to participate in a thread about DHL.

You've been sent by your alter ego to wind me up, and quite honestly, you have done a rather good job of it.

You can come out now Bagpuss - I thought you were being quiet today

Actually I went permie in Dec 05 for a while so I never spent much time here until recently.
I didn't realise there was a minimum posting level set for this thread but at first I was just trying to help you with some suggestions. I can see now you don't actually want help and the help you need is not really courier related.

Enjoy your parcel

K

[sasguru]

Actually I went permie in Dec 05 for a while so I never spent much time here until recently.
I didn't realise there was a minimum posting level set for this thread but at first I was just trying to help you with some suggestions. I can see now you don't actually want help and the help you need is not really courier related.

Enjoy your parcel

K

ooohhhhhh! 'Ark at 'im! Poor diddums. Probably been spending too much time with Camp Dave and his arse is sore.

[tay]

He is feisty!
I like him

[SallyAnne]

the help you need is not really courier related.

Ah mate, sorry. I didn't realise you were being serious!!!

I've been in a rather mischievous mood today - I didn't mean anything bad by it!!

Sorry