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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson) -
She should have smashed the WindowsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
The Windows were just trying to protect the fence.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostShe should have smashed the WindowsComment
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They should have bought a house next to a successful dealer in stolen goods. Good fences make good neighbours.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Nah, I've used a badminton or tennis, for the real big uns, racket since I were a kid.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostInsanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Sorry Xog but my mum was hurling slugs next door back in the 60s. She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.Comment
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My kids painted snails last year and then lobbed them over the fence.
Several of them were found again this year.Comment
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Your dad?Originally posted by OrangeHopper View PostShe detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.
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I think the term is "Poison Dwarf" not Poisoned. they would be dead or at least very ill if poisoned
and hence no bother really
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I prefer the "Ball of the foot on the tail, rock foot gently forward squeezing the slugs intestines out of its slitting head" method.
Black and yellow go together wonderfully.Comment
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