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Previously on "Oi! I thought of it first"
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Watch it AtW or I will start picking on those "majectic" robots that keep visiting my site.
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I prefer the "Ball of the foot on the tail, rock foot gently forward squeezing the slugs intestines out of its slitting head" method.
Black and yellow go together wonderfully.
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I think the term is "Poison Dwarf" not Poisoned. they would be dead or at least very ill if poisoned and hence no bother really
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My kids painted snails last year and then lobbed them over the fence.
Several of them were found again this year.
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Sorry Xog but my mum was hurling slugs next door back in the 60s. She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
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They should have bought a house next to a successful dealer in stolen goods. Good fences make good neighbours.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostShe should have smashed the Windows
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