Oi! I thought of it first

[OrangeHopper]

Watch it AtW or I will start picking on those "majectic" robots that keep visiting my site.

[Churchill]

I prefer the "Ball of the foot on the tail, rock foot gently forward squeezing the slugs intestines out of its slitting head" method.

Black and yellow go together wonderfully.

[Diver]

I think the term is "Poison Dwarf" not Poisoned. they would be dead or at least very ill if poisoned and hence no bother really

[AtW]

She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.

Your dad?

[PRC1964]

My kids painted snails last year and then lobbed them over the fence.

Several of them were found again this year.

[OrangeHopper]

Sorry Xog but my mum was hurling slugs next door back in the 60s. She detested the "poisoned dwarf" who lived next door.

[threaded]

Pensioner hurled slugs over neighbours' fence

Can I sue for breech of copyright?

Nah, I've used a badminton or tennis, for the real big uns, racket since I were a kid.

[NotAllThere]

They should have bought a house next to a successful dealer in stolen goods. Good fences make good neighbours.

[Charles Foster Kane]

She should have smashed the Windows

The Windows were just trying to protect the fence.

[Bagpuss]

She should have smashed the Windows

[xoggoth]

Pensioner hurled slugs over neighbours' fence

Can I sue for breech of copyright?