I am about to be screwed

[Mailman]

I took it to this local paint expert who touched it all up for £600. I must say even on close inspection I could not tell that the work had been done.

Prolly cause it hadnt been done geezah!

Mailman

[NotAllThere]

anyway I have no BMW anymore so I am no longer a ******

Not quite. You're merely a ****** without a BMW.

[lukemg]

Does anyone know anywhere that does contract hire on say 1-2 yr old cars ? Likely to be cheaper than brand new, but takes away the grief of owning, maintaining and selling a car ?