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Irrational Fears!
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It's a common problem for pregnant women, apparently, and for women who have had kids and not been able to get their pelvic floor muscles toned up again afterwards."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View PostThat's what I thought ...
She didn't agree. Wonder why, strange girl.
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The pope is a tard.Comment
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un eenie-teenie wafer theen meent, m'sieur...?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.
Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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I always remember if I cause a woman to become wet. It doesn't happen very often.Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
How on earth did you remember that?!

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PMSL!Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOne of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.
Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!
I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
Oh no!
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOne of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.
Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!
I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
Plenty of sneezing powder for wedding presents then.......
The wedding video will be a classic!
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fat lady's bodily functions, my favourite topic.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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I once threw up down the stairs of a bus, onto the bus conductor's headOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.

Bloody youth hostel sausages...
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