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NickFitz replied

26 October 2007, 11:38
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.

I once threw up down the stairs of a bus, onto the bus conductor's head

Bloody youth hostel sausages...
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xoggoth replied

26 October 2007, 11:23
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fat lady's bodily functions, my favourite topic.
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r0bly0ns replied

26 October 2007, 11:16
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?

Plenty of sneezing powder for wedding presents then.......
The wedding video will be a classic!
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DimPrawn replied

26 October 2007, 11:13
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?

PMSL!

Oh no!
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Moose423956 replied

26 October 2007, 11:12
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

How on earth did you remember that?!

I always remember if I cause a woman to become wet. It doesn't happen very often.
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chasingtheaurora replied

26 October 2007, 11:12
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.

un eenie-teenie wafer theen meent, m'sieur...?
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SallyAnne replied

26 October 2007, 11:07
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

I beg to differ...

How on earth did you remember that?!
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Moose423956 replied

26 October 2007, 11:06
Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

That's what I thought ...

She didn't agree. Wonder why, strange girl.

I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.
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Moose423956 replied

26 October 2007, 11:04
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It is a TRUE irrational fear!!!

I've never weed myself in public!!! (well...not sober anyway!)

I beg to differ...

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Ah Moose man - genuine wee came out there!
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DaveB replied

26 October 2007, 11:04
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?

It's a common problem for pregnant women, apparently, and for women who have had kids and not been able to get their pelvic floor muscles toned up again afterwards.
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chasingtheaurora replied

26 October 2007, 11:04
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Best to get these things out in the open.

That's what I thought ...

She didn't agree. Wonder why, strange girl.
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Moose423956 replied

26 October 2007, 11:00
Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

I had an irrational fear of throwing up on my partner.

Until I did.

Best to get these things out in the open.
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realityhack replied

26 October 2007, 10:56
Classic SA - what a thing to say!
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chasingtheaurora replied

26 October 2007, 10:55
I had an irrational fear of throwing up on my partner.

Until I did.
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SallyAnne replied

26 October 2007, 10:45
Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post

SA, crikey . Has it happened to you, or is it a "true" irrational fear?

It is a TRUE irrational fear!!!

I've never weed myself in public!!! (well...not sober anyway!)
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