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Irrational Fears!

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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

    Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

    I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
    It's a common problem for pregnant women, apparently, and for women who have had kids and not been able to get their pelvic floor muscles toned up again afterwards.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
      It is a TRUE irrational fear!!!

      I've never weed myself in public!!! (well...not sober anyway!)
      I beg to differ...

      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


      Ah Moose man - genuine wee came out there!

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        #13
        Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
        That's what I thought ...

        She didn't agree. Wonder why, strange girl.
        I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          I beg to differ...


          How on earth did you remember that?!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.
            un eenie-teenie wafer theen meent, m'sieur...?
            Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


              How on earth did you remember that?!
              I always remember if I cause a woman to become wet. It doesn't happen very often.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

                Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

                I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
                PMSL!

                Oh no!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

                  Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

                  I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?

                  Plenty of sneezing powder for wedding presents then.......
                  The wedding video will be a classic!

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                    #19
                    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fat lady's bodily functions, my favourite topic.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                      I did the same thing to my brother-in-law. I was in the back of the car, he was in the front, and the bits that didn't end up in his hair hit the inside of the windscreen. A bit like Mr Creosote it was.
                      I once threw up down the stairs of a bus, onto the bus conductor's head

                      Bloody youth hostel sausages...

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