The "Ask Beaker" thread.

[beaker]

but we are. aren't we?

Are we?

[beaker]

Dear Beaker, what is fastest, the speed of light or the speed of dark?

Light is faster. Dark is just spooky.

[beaker]

Dear Beaker, what is the fastest? The speed of sound, or the speed of the noise Liverpool fans made yesterday when Man Utd scored?

Actually, they are exactly the same

[beaker]

Dear Beaker - are you back yet?

Yes

[beaker]

Dear Beaker,

If I post in TPD about Smarties, will I get toothache again?

Only if you eat them

[beaker]

Beaker,

Why has AtW got his choice of title when no-one else has?

He who asks receives...

[Diver]

Beaker, What is the meaning of life and everything ?

[beaker]

Beaker,

Is it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles?

Whatever makes you happy my brother

[wendigo100]

Dear Beaker,

Why don't we have elephants in the wild in England?

PS I don't think there's any hippos either, so include all big, fat grey beasts.

[beaker]

Beaker, What is the meaning of life and everything ?

You must find your porpoise in life first. Then you will know the meaning and everything else.