Slimfast!!

[Bagpuss]

I'm sure some people love me, anyone, anyone?

I hate you all you horrid horrid people

[sasguru]

Sally, I'm not a horrible insincere patronising person - that's Batman

No you're a horrible insecure person.

[tay]

I'm sure some people love me, anyone, anyone?

I hate you all you horrid horrid people

I would buy you a beer.. love is a bit strong for an internet message board.

[Bagpuss]

No you're a horrible insecure person.

I'm totally shattered by that, how could you say something so nasty?
I'm starting to believe you aren't a very nice person!

[sasguru]

I'm totally shattered by that, how could you say something so nasty?
I'm starting to believe you aren't a very nice person!

Not bad.

[tay]

Nah SAS is a lovely guy, he just has intimacy issues.

[sasguru]

... he just has intimacy issues.

Certainly with you, I would

[tay]

awww c'mon give Bagpuss a big hug.

[Troll]

I didn't try and get him banned.

And your initial enquiry was what started all this off Troll, and it certainly wasn't "innocent".

So it's all my fault ?

Female logic at its best

[sasguru]

awww c'mon give Bagpuss a big hug.

He's too saggy to get my arms round.