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47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?Originally posted by King Cnvt View Postsasguru tried a similar stunt.
No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.Comment
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"Police said they were not treating his death as suspicious."
Well at least we have a 1st class police force who can solve crimes so efficiently.Comment
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Rubbish, Sasguru's brain would be worth a fortune
Hardly used..........Originally posted by King Cnvt View Postsasguru tried a similar stunt.
No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.Why not?Comment
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I have a doner card.
Its used mostly at night when I am too pissed to be coherent
'One large donner, easy on the salad, lots of chille please. dont wrap it'
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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If only it were possible to inflate it. Might be visible under a microscope then.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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