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47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?Originally posted by King Cnvt View Postsasguru tried a similar stunt.
No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.Comment
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"Police said they were not treating his death as suspicious."
Well at least we have a 1st class police force who can solve crimes so efficiently.Comment
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Rubbish, Sasguru's brain would be worth a fortune
Hardly used..........Originally posted by King Cnvt View Postsasguru tried a similar stunt.
No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.Why not?Comment
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I have a doner card.
Its used mostly at night when I am too pissed to be coherent
'One large donner, easy on the salad, lots of chille please. dont wrap it'
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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If only it were possible to inflate it. Might be visible under a microscope then.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?
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