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DBA_bloke replied

26 September 2007, 15:47
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Kiss my hairy arse!

That's re-pug-nant. Geddit!
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Churchill replied

26 September 2007, 15:40
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Coming from a serial offender like you, that's delightfully two-faced.

Kiss my hairy arse!
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DBA_bloke replied

26 September 2007, 15:22
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post

I haven't laughed so much since, well I really can't remember at the moment, but I'll be sure to get back to you when I do.

And no stealing my material... it's taken years to hone it to its current, razor-like sharpness.
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Dundeegeorge replied

26 September 2007, 15:20
Well done, that man

I haven't laughed so much since, well I really can't remember at the moment, but I'll be sure to get back to you when I do.
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DBA_bloke replied

26 September 2007, 15:18
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post

Oh, get a room you two.
God , it's worse than SA and erm, well, any male on the board really...

... which excludes you, then.
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Dundeegeorge replied

26 September 2007, 15:14
Oh, get a room you two.
God , it's worse than SA and erm, well, any male on the board really...
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DBA_bloke replied

26 September 2007, 15:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

FFS, how old are you?

Coming from a serial offender like you, that's delightfully two-faced.
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Churchill replied

26 September 2007, 15:03
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

If only it were possible to inflate it. Might be visible under a microscope then.

FFS, how old are you?
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shaunbhoy replied

26 September 2007, 15:00
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?

If only it were possible to inflate it. Might be visible under a microscope then.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 September 2007, 14:49
I have a doner card.
Its used mostly at night when I am too pissed to be coherent

'One large donner, easy on the salad, lots of chille please. dont wrap it'
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Dundeegeorge replied

26 September 2007, 14:43
Rubbish, Sasguru's brain would be worth a fortune

Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post

sasguru tried a similar stunt.

No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.

Hardly used..........
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ChimpMaster replied

26 September 2007, 13:45
"Police said they were not treating his death as suspicious."

Well at least we have a 1st class police force who can solve crimes so efficiently.
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DBA_bloke replied

26 September 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post

sasguru tried a similar stunt.

No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.

47p? It's gone up then. By 46p. Inflation, eh?
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Churchill replied

26 September 2007, 12:51
Some salesman, eh?
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King Cnvt replied

26 September 2007, 12:46
sasguru tried a similar stunt.

No one was prepared to pay the 47p for his brain.
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