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    #31
    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
    The bloomin' quotation marks always, always made for hours of debugging! Ah! Happy days!
    Like this badger?

    OVRDBF FILE(EFNS20PD) TOFILE(QTEMP/EFNS20PD) SHARE(*YES)
    OPNQRYF FILE((QTEMP/EFNS20PD)) +
    QRYSLT('NSXFTX = ''Matched Flag'' *AND NSXFLD *NE ''Y''') +
    KEYFLD(*FILE)

    and this is a simple one!!!
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #32
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Like this badger?

      OVRDBF FILE(EFNS20PD) TOFILE(QTEMP/EFNS20PD) SHARE(*YES)
      OPNQRYF FILE((QTEMP/EFNS20PD)) +
      QRYSLT('NSXFTX = ''Matched Flag'' *AND NSXFLD *NE ''Y''') +
      KEYFLD(*FILE)

      and this is a simple one!!!
      Feckin piece o' piss. Now code it in 6502!

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        #33
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Feckin piece o' piss. Now code it in 6502!
        I'll have to re-write the 6502 to handle 64-bit addressing first, give me a couple of minutes...

        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #34
          You in UK is all crap coders. I know AS4000, Unax, Eunuchs, Linox, Windews, Crapix Boavista and Blinds inside out.

          Plenty knowledgeness, much cheapness, quick speediness

          Bob Shawadiwadi, Bangalore.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Isn't there a pointy clicky tool?

            Now SQL server thats a DATABASE (allegedly)
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #36
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              You in UK is all crap coders. I know AS4000, Unax, Eunuchs, Linox, Windews, Crapix Boavista and Blinds inside out.

              Plenty knowledgeness, much cheapness, quick speediness

              Bob Shawadiwadi, Bangalore.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #37
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Isn't there a pointy clicky tool?
                Heathen
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Isn't there a pointy clicky tool?

                  Now SQL server thats a DATABASE (allegedly)
                  Urban myth, I'm afraid.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Isn't there a pointy clicky tool?

                    Now SQL server thats a DATABASE (allegedly)
                    sql server is for wimmin and thick persons

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SandyDown View Post
                      But hold on -I sort of remember when I was a coder I just worked too many hours, if there is a bug when going live / testing you just had to stay all day/night to fix it
                      That would be a permie...
                      Listen to my last album on Spotify

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