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    #11
    Real coders don't post on CUK all day...
    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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      #12
      real coders use notepad

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        #13
        Real coders:
        • Don't write all of their SQL in Java, instead of coding call-outs to SQL in the database e.g. to PL/SQL.
        • Don't create tons of code without a second's thought for bind variables.
        • Don't look at one blankly when asked for the execution plan for their latest, fantastic SQL.
        • Don't really exist.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
          Real coders:
          • Don't write all of their SQL in Java, instead of coding call-outs to SQL in the database e.g. to PL/SQL.
          • Don't create tons of code without a second's thought for bind variables.
          • Don't look at one blankly when asked for the execution plan for their latest, fantastic SQL.
          • Don't really exist.
          For a DBA that's really insightful. Are you milanbenes in disguise?
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Flubster View Post
            For a DBA that's really insightful. Are you milanbenes in disguise?
            No! How dare you!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Flubster View Post
              For a DBA that's really insightful. Are you milanbenes in disguise?
              There's no reference to changing a tape - he can't be.
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                #17
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                There's no reference to changing a tape - he can't be.
                Or driving a Passat...I just thought he was trying to cover his tracks so as to join in a grown up conversation.
                Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by chicane View Post
                  Real coders use debug.
                  copy con: source.cod
                  a100
                  .
                  . Your code goes here
                  .
                  rcx <length of code in bytes>
                  ncode.com
                  w
                  <ctrl z>

                  debug < source.cod

                  code.com

                  Churchill - In "You no need no steeenkin' editor" mode!

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                    #19
                    Odd things about my current gig... I'm contracted for a 37.5 hour week, no OT.

                    So I do my 7.5 and go home, the permies have been staying till 7 - 8pm lately. Bizzare.

                    Still, not going to feel guilty about it. If they want my time they have to pay for it

                    And anyway I've fixed nearly three times as many bugs for them as they expected.... in normal working hours.
                    Do what thou wilt

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                      Real coders:
                      • Don't write all of their SQL in Java, instead of coding call-outs to SQL in the database e.g. to PL/SQL.
                      • Don't create tons of code without a second's thought for bind variables.
                      • Don't look at one blankly when asked for the execution plan for their latest, fantastic SQL.
                      • Don't really exist.
                      SQL? Real coders?



                      My SQL knowledge is "SELECT * FROM TABLE". Then I get all the data and write assembler code to sort out what I want from it. That's the way forward.
                      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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