Disguising hangovers

[Pondlife]

Ok, so a friend of mine discovered that the BA hosties get a 50% discount in his hotel bar and is feeling a little worse for it today.

How do the panel disguise the fact that they were 'on one' the night before?

Don't need a cure for the hangover, just the visible symptoms.

My friend will be grateful for all replies.

[Old Greg]

Make up a sickness (stomach problems are good cos you can hide regularly in the toilets) but you've bravely struggled in, as a cover for your illness.

Apart from the usual remedies - lemonade is good.

[chef]

go get yourself a BLT and loads of OJ, eat it asap at your desk with the excuse that the new diet the missus has you on gives you a dodgy stomach and makes you permanently hungry

[daviejones]

An all day brekkie bap with bacon, sausage, egg, onions, mushrooms, black pudding and brown sauce......

[ChimpMaster]

Shirley it's better to just admit what you did and put up the ol' "one for the lads" kinda crap that facilitates male bonding in your environment.

i.e. "yeah went out on the bender innit mate proper off my nut, outta my tree man it was a friggin good night tho yeah innit woah <puke> "

[zathras]

Ok, so a friend of mine discovered that the BA hosties get a 50% discount in his hotel bar and is feeling a little worse for it today.

How do the panel disguise the fact that they were 'on one' the night before?

Don't need a cure for the hangover, just the visible symptoms.

My friend will be grateful for all replies.

Drink two pints of water before going to bed. It replaces the liquids you loose because of drinking alcohol; which dehydrates you, brain swells - hence the headache.

Of course in this instance that is a bit late.

[Pondlife]

Drink two pints of water before going to bed. It replaces the liquids you loose because of drinking alcohol; which dehydrates you, brain swells - hence the headache.

Of course in this instance that is a bit late.

horse, gate, bolted

[alreadypacked]

Very bad hay-fever ?
Get something from Boots leave it on your desk.

[Swiss Tony]

Get something from Boots leave it on your desk.

Pile(s) cushion and cream?

[alreadypacked]

Pile(s) cushion and cream?

Why want to lend him yours