Disguising hangovers

[NickFitz]

it's the visible symptoms i.e looking like death in trousers.

Try changing into a skirt.

[Pondlife]

Yes, the wearing of a skirt and makeup are all very helpful but not having packed mrs pondlife's clothes when I left home yesterday means that these aren't really an option.

I have decided to keep my office door closed and am pretending to be in conference calls all day.

Still feel rough as 20 bears, although the roast chicken I devoured at lunchtime has helped a little. Nevermind, taxi will be here in an hour and a half to whisk me away to the business lounge.

[realityhack]

You will need:

banana
water
fruit juice
fresh air
ice pack

See How to deal with a hangover

HTH!

[zathras]

Drink two pints of water before going to bed and you'll wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss. Or rather, you lie half awake for two hours mustering up the energy to get up and take a piss.

The whole 'drink water and it will be fine' theory is a myth.

learn Bladder Control

Anyway it worked for me. 42 and never had to wake up to a hangover!

Mind you I hate being drunk

[fordcaprighia]

Eat a vast ammount of Garlic and paint one eye black, then tell everyone she was mugged on her way home from an italian restaurant.

[brownie74]

recovering

first, take a nurofen. in fact if you'd have taken one before hitting bed you would have no headache in the morning. this works great for me

your best bet is to get some food down. this is essential - and some coffee. then grab an hours kip if you can.

once you've eaten get down the gym and run 5 clicks and lift some weights. then have a sauna (take 2 litre bottle of water in with you and drink it).

wash your face with a decent scrub. have a shave. get on a sunbed for 20 minutes. have a w*nk.

put some clean clothes on and you'll look ok.

[hyperD]

Set a mousetrap off on your scrotum. It won't cure your hangover but it will certainly take your mind off it.

[DBA_bloke]

once you've eaten get down the gym and run 5 clicks and lift some weights. then have a sauna (take 2 litre bottle of water in with you and drink it).

Have you ever had a hangover?

5 clicks? Weights? Does not compute.

[chicane]

Have you ever had a hangover?

5 clicks? Weights? Does not compute.

Not to mention the fact that there's 3 hours activity in the above described routine. Does this mean that it's necessary to get up at 5 in the morning with a bad hangover after a night on the lash, just to be able to cure that hangover?

[brownie74]

Have you ever had a hangover?

5 clicks? Weights? Does not compute.

yeah, exercise works. though i fell over during a boxercise class once from low blood sugar after a particularly big night. the teacher told me to f**k off out of the class. it gets the blood flowing to your face. gives you a bit of colour.

i put the hours in at the boozer but i'm also extremely fit. it helps. in fact its the only way you can sustain
that lifestyle beyond 30.

you can also get some under-eye things from Boots. to get rid of the bags.