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    #71
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Never been stabbed before, but have been threatened. Two in one week
    are you a scouser baggy




    Yeah it's the last time I go to Tenerife


    PS How dare you call me a Scouser!
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #72
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      At least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs.
      Yeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
      Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #73
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

        Sounds like one of your wet dreams
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #74
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Yeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
          Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

          Soiled, girlie panties, I'll wager. And worn outside the gimp suit.

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            #75
            Originally posted by richard-af View Post
            Soiled, girlie panties, I'll wager. And worn outside the gimp suit.
            If you two got together you could have phone sex

            Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #76
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              If you two got together you could have phone sex

              Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you
              I have had phone sex, and found it very enjoyable. It was your Mum I spoke to.

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                #77
                Originally posted by richard-af View Post
                I have had phone sex, and found it very enjoyable. It was your Mum I spoke to.
                SAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  SAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!
                  Hey! I wasn't having a go. She was great, really.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by richard-af View Post
                    Hey! I wasn't having a go. She was great, really.
                    You aren't funny, take a long look in the mirror and think.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      take a long look in the mirror and think.
                      That's what SHE said! I think, line was a bit bad.

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