Originally posted by zeitghost
Are ewe lookin' at me, wus?
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Careful, or Bag'O'tulipe will 'ave yer. E's well 'ard, you know.
Hard Brexit now!
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The Ronco repetitive toy is back in town!
He'd beat them up with his wit
Sorry I mean bore them to death with his repetitive clichés
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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oooeeerrrr. And how did you find out?Originally posted by sasguru View PostE's well 'ard, you know.
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anyone fancy haggis for breakfast?Originally posted by Cassus Deli View PostBlah blah, armchair theorist strikes again. Bet you'd take off like a rocket was stuck up your arse.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Got into a barney a few weeks ago when my contract ended. As usual I spend about a week 'relaxing' in the local hostelries. Got chatting to a few people and invited back for a few drinks, when this prat started having a go at me, bragging about being a kick boxer.I couldnt leave because I was settled back into a sofa, as soon as I moved I was vulnerable, so I had to sit there and take the abuse. After a minute or so he knocked my glass out of my hand with his knee and I went for him round the middle. A brief tussle and I was on top of him, top pulled off over my head, st1t scared because they were all strangers.
So I picked up a whiskey bottle and whacked him hard on the side of the head. Got out in one piece and decided not to drink in that pub for a year or so.
Lucky lucky lucky.
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At least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGot into a barney a few weeks ago when my contract ended. As usual I spend about a week 'relaxing' in the local hostelries. Got chatting to a few people and invited back for a few drinks, when this prat started having a go at me, bragging about being a kick boxer.I couldnt leave because I was settled back into a sofa, as soon as I moved I was vulnerable, so I had to sit there and take the abuse. After a minute or so he knocked my glass out of my hand with his knee and I went for him round the middle. A brief tussle and I was on top of him, top pulled off over my head, st1t scared because they were all strangers.
So I picked up a whiskey bottle and whacked him hard on the side of the head. Got out in one piece and decided not to drink in that pub for a year or so.
Lucky lucky lucky.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I use Viagra eye drops.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
They make me look hard.Comment
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Never been stabbed before, but have been threatened. Two in one weekOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
are you a scouser baggy
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