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That's what SHE said! I think, line was a bit bad.Originally posted by Bagpuss View Posttake a long look in the mirror and think.
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Hey! I wasn't having a go. She was great, really.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSAS I think I've found you a girlfriend here, someone equally as witty, A user of your Mum jokes no less. What a card!
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I have had phone sex, and found it very enjoyable. It was your Mum I spoke to.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIf you two got together you could have phone sex
Now less of it or I'll set an 11 year old child on both of you
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Soiled, girlie panties, I'll wager. And worn outside the gimp suit.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.
Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?


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Yeah and afterwards you had an orgy with Kate Moss, Jennifer Lopez and Kate Winslett in your million pound mansion, then took a drive in one of your supercars.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs.
Captain Gimp Pusbag to the rescue. Tell me do you wear your underpants inside or outside your gimp suit?

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Never been stabbed before, but have been threatened. Two in one weekOriginally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.

are you a scouser baggy
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I use Viagra eye drops.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAt least you got out, I was stabbed by a potential mugger last year, managed to give him a good kicking, upon noticing it was raining (the blood gushing down my back). In the same week I got into a fight with someone high on drugs. Of course I'm must be making this up, because I'm apparently a cyber hard man.
They make me look hard.
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