What's in Your Cupboard?

[King Cnvt]

If any of you guys even touches an intruder the law will haul your ass infront of the judge and you'll be serving 15 years.

It is their human right to rob you.

I hope you have done a risk assessment at home incase the guy cuts himself forcing open your front door.

[Charles Foster Kane]

If any of you guys even touches an intruder the law will haul your ass infront of the judge and you'll be serving 15 years.

It is their human right to rob you.

I hope you have done a risk assessment at home incase the guy cuts himself forcing open your front door.

Not for making them a sandwich surely?

[Cooperinliverp00l]

I've got next door neighbours jewellery from last night's job

[Burdock]

Not for making them a sandwich surely?

The judge will look favourably upon your offering to make the intruder a sandwich, and will cut your sentence accordingly.

Remember to check if they are vegan / halal etc. to avoid further human rights difficulties.

[EternalOptimist]

I have all my ashtrays, packets of cigs, lighters etc hidden in my cupboard. I dont want to get done for smoking in a burglars place of work.

[Swamp Thing]

If any of you guys even touches an intruder the law will haul your ass infront of the judge and you'll be serving 15 years.

It is their human right to rob you.

I hope you have done a risk assessment at home incase the guy cuts himself forcing open your front door.

Well, I've done a risk assessment in case the guy falls onto my ice-axe and cuts himself; is that sufficient?

[xoggoth]

Air rifle, air pistol, baseball bat, Samurai sword, swordstick.

[dotnetter]

I used to leave a skate on the stairs before I went to bed, until the cat broke it's leg

[dotnetter]

Air rifle, air pistol, baseball bat, Samurai sword, swordstick.

Kin ell, its a burgular not Freddy Kruger!

[lilelvis2000]

I'd be worried my little one would get a hold of it and take it to school. So yes I would like to keep a gun, but practically I can't.