What's in Your Cupboard?

[Old Greg]

That deviates from your passive smoking strategy surely? Why don't you just make them a sandwich which contains a lot of saturated fat or something?

You'll have to register first as a catering premesis and undertake a basic food handling hygiene course first.

[Burdock]

i'm glad I read this thread - I had no idea about my responsibilities.

i had better stop off at Morrisons on the way home and stock up on bread in case of nocturnal visitors.

how many different fillings should I offer?

[Number9]

Gas mask and pepper spray with a nice baseball bat, just to control them if they start jumping around ! Now who would be more scared, the burglar or the householder. Gasmasks always scare me !

[Old Greg]

i'm glad I read this thread - I had no idea about my responsibilities.

i had better stop off at Morrisons on the way home and stock up on bread in case of nocturnal visitors.

how many different fillings should I offer?

I recommend at least one suitable for a diabetic diet and one low cholesterol (but you may be able to combine the two if necessary).

[Charles Foster Kane]

I recommend at least one suitable for a diabetic diet and one low cholesterol (but you may be able to combine the two if necessary).

You should really make sure you have a decent selection of breads also, ciabatta, bloomer, bap etc. You can't expect a burglar to eat just anything because you are unadventurous with your bread purchases.

[Burdock]

You should really make sure you have a decent selection of breads also, ciabatta, bloomer, bap etc. You can't expect a burglar to eat just anything because you are unadventurous with your bread purchases.

You could always pop out to the nearest 24/7? Would allow the burglar to work in peace too.

[Diver]

three mince pies. a glass of sherry and a stocking.

[Charles Foster Kane]

three mince pies. a glass of sherry and a stocking.

Hmmm, don't much fancy the sandwiches at your house.

[Churchill]

I got a big fuk off knife next to my bed, anyone comes in I'll make them a nice sandwhich!

Of course you will. Have you by chance had any combat training?

[dotnetter]

Of course you will. Have you by chance had any combat training?

Nah I just put them on normally like everyone else