What's in Your Cupboard?

[dotnetter]

I'd be worried my little one would get a hold of it and take it to school. So yes I would like to keep a gun, but practically I can't.

so what? at least he will be on par with all the other kids

[Chugnut]

I'd be worried my little one would get a hold of it and take it to school. So yes I would like to keep a gun, but practically I can't.

Throw him off the scent by giving him a crossbow.

[realityhack]

Following items easily and quickly obtainable in the case of a confrontation:

Claw hammer
Ice axe
Ice hockey stick
Stanley knife
Scalpel
Heavy maglite
Aerosol + lighter

Don't keep them by the bedside as I'd kill myself if I sleepwalk.

My dad has an original 17th Century Katana and a wakizashi sword hanging on the wall outside his bedroom, along with a sabre, a rapier and an asagai.

We'd both use them. All of them.

[freakydancer]

If anyone broke into my house I'd light a cigarette, sit down and watch them choke to death from passive smoking.

[Old Greg]

If anyone broke into my house I'd light a cigarette, sit down and watch them choke to death from passive smoking.

Not in a burglar's workplace you won't, young man.

[freakydancer]

Not in a burglar's workplace you won't, young man.

I forgot about that - I'd have to stand in the garden and watch them.

[PRC1964]

If your registered office is your home, does that mean you can't smoke there?

I can see that pissing off a few people I know.

[Old Greg]

I forgot about that - I'd have to stand in the garden and watch them.

Presumably, the burglar has to put up a no smoking sign on entering the building.

[Old Greg]

If your registered office is your home, does that mean you can't smoke there?

I can see that pissing off a few people I know.

I think you're OK if you're the only person working there and you don't have clients/members of the public in your office.

[Charles Foster Kane]

I forgot about that - I'd have to stand in the garden and watch them.

That deviates from your passive smoking strategy surely? Why don't you just make them a sandwich which contains a lot of saturated fat or something?