What's in Your Cupboard?

**DimPrawn** · 17 July 2007, 12:29

Uzi 9mm

**thunderlizard** · 17 July 2007, 12:33

The last guy who tried to burgle me.

**Burdock** · 17 July 2007, 12:33

Originally posted by Kyajae

One in three householders keep weapons against intruders Linky

Would you fight back?

now that is a good question Kyajae.

I was thinking about this on the way to work. Some guy was saying how having a baseball bat next to him helped him to sleep easy.

If I started waving a weapon at an intruder they would just grab it off me and use it.

I think some kind of hi-tech solution is needed...i.e. press a button to release sleeping gas in the kitchen.

Cowards unite!

**Troll** · 17 July 2007, 12:35

Skeletons

**Clippy** · 17 July 2007, 12:37

Originally posted by Kyajae

One in three householders keep weapons against intruders Linky

Would you fight back?

Don't need to.

Clippy Towers has a Panic Room installed.

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**SallyAnne** · 17 July 2007, 12:39

You dont need weapons - just batter them.

Take no tulip, and let the anger be released - its the only way.

**Let-Me-In** · 17 July 2007, 12:40

I have a kukri cunningly placed on the wall in case of intruders.....

**Moscow Mule** · 17 July 2007, 12:41

Golf putter.

**dotnetter** · 17 July 2007, 12:43

I got a big fuk off knife next to my bed, anyone comes in I'll make them a nice sandwhich!

What's in Your Cupboard?