Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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Farting at Work
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Poo timer off - GBP 6.35"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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After lunch I have a 1 -2 hour fart session when I just let them out silently.
But every now and then one stinker gets out and I have to go hide in the photo copying room!
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Originally posted by Bright SparkEl duder, does someone else ever sit on your chair or borrow it?Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI try not to fart at all these days.
I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
Last time I farted I followed through badly.
Had to flush my underwear.
Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
Most embarrasing.
I think there is a technical name for this.. 'Sharting' or somethingComment
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Originally posted by el dudernah not really. its my own sole farting chair.Comment
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I followed through while out on a run recently. I had to decant by the side of the road and employ dock leaves.Comment
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