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Farting at Work

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    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Just use your wifes LipSil chap stick thingy. You should be OK then.
    Just make sure you put it back when you're done, though.
    The vegetarian option.

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      #22
      Poo timer off - GBP 6.35
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #23
        After lunch I have a 1 -2 hour fart session when I just let them out silently.

        But every now and then one stinker gets out and I have to go hide in the photo copying room!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Bright Spark
          El duder, does someone else ever sit on your chair or borrow it?
          nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.

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            #25
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
            I try not to fart at all these days.

            I am getting old and worry constantly about incontinance.
            Last time I farted I followed through badly.
            Had to flush my underwear.
            Oddly enough there was someones bra in the bog too.
            Don't think I could possibly visit Newcastle again now either.
            Most embarrasing.

            I think there is a technical name for this.. 'Sharting' or something

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              #26
              Originally posted by el duder
              nah not really. its my own sole farting chair.
              I left that stain on it though and you know's it

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                #27
                I followed through while out on a run recently. I had to decant by the side of the road and employ dock leaves.

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